The Melbourne Cup Carnival is nearly here and having watched many years and been at work during the best racing event in the world, there are some things we just KNOW are going to happen.

So, we have compiled them into a list for you. Keep it close during every race day and tick them off you as you go.

 A Colleague asks if Winx Running? 

 Commentator says “Racing Royalty”

 Someone dressed as a horse

  Someone in a top hat


  Premature celebration after first lap

 Drawing the worst horse in the office sweep

 A Colleague makes bet based on how nice the jockey’s jersey is

 A Colleague makes bet based on a funny name

 Sunburnt tourist from the UK spotted in the background
If they all happened, then celebrate, if they didn’t, keep this page handy as you will need it for the next race day!