A real estate agent’s brutally honest ad for a “mouldy” house in the Central Coast has gone viral.

The North Gosford house – complete with a “mould theme”- has four bedrooms and two bathrooms.

“Looking to move straight in? Then this one isn’t for you,” reads the listing by Gittoes.

“The current owners of this family-sized four bedroom, two bathroom home have kindly commenced the renovation process starting with the removal of the gyprock walls – one punch at a time!

“And the years of ignoring any upkeep has really assisted in getting the removal of the timber deck underway too.

“Complete with a bespoke mouldy splashback, the kitchen has been partially renovated, and the mould theme flows through to the main bathroom, with a mouldy ceiling, separate bath with attractive staining, and a severely deteriorating vanity.”


“The main bedroom is light-filled with an open plan ensuite (currently missing a shower screen) and a walk-in robe, where the screen has been conveniently placed after falling off.

“The main bathroom already has the final touch with a new roll of toilet paper placed on the holder, however unfortunately all the preceding steps still need to be done.

“Other features include holes in the walls of most rooms, the aforementioned rotting timber deck that backs onto a completely private fully fenced yard with established gardens, and a carport that will fit many makes and models of cars – as long as they are not too high.”

It finishes with, “We could have sugar-coated this description but we thought honesty is the best policy”.

For those interested, the house goes to auction on Saturday on Saturday with a bidders guide of $450,000.

You can check it out here!