Ohio University have just installed a bacon vending machine.

That’s it, that’s the story and we can all go home.

The vending machine dispenses cooked, ready-to-eat bacon either in strips or in handfuls of bacon bites.

Strips are $1 each, the proceeds of which go to the university’s meat science program at the College of Food, Agricultural, and Environmental Sciences as a way to promote the local pork industry.

If, like me, this is a legit enough reason to enrol in the school, you might want to hold fire, the machine is only sticking around until December 13. Sorry. 

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