If you’re a presenter, performer, or one of the major nominees at this year’s Oscars, you’ll soon be able to add one more thing to your resume: mindreader.
This year’s gift bag is worth $125,000, and it includes a $20,000 session with a woman named Olessia Kantor who tells horoscopes, analyzes dreams and teaches mind control techniques.
The bag also includes a $14,500 luxury train ride through the Canadian Rockies, a $1,500 three-night stay in Tuscany and a $250 Afterglow vibrating bedroom enhancer.
Not to mention a $12,000 “glamping” trip. For all you 99 percenters, glamping is basically luxury camping . . . which is obviously an oxymoron.