It’s often said that Eskimos have more than 100 words for “snow”; after watching this video, we reckon you’ll have more than 100 words for “no”.
Because not only are we dealing with a heckin’ great huntsman here, we’ve got the added bonus of the pretty sizeable lizard he’s in the process of tucking into.
The hair-raising video was filmed by Melanie Jade Ottaway, who spotted her uninvited guest as she sat down at the dinner table with partner Troy; while we appreciate that the spider was probably only trying to be polite in bringing a dish to the gathering, we’re still shaking our heads and backing slowly away from the computer.
“We just sat down to have dinner at the dining table and noticed something massive on the glass sliding door,” Melanie said. “I got up to have a closer look and there it was, a huge huntsman with a gorgeous little gecko in his mouth.”
How about geck-NO.
“It was too late to save him, so we let nature take its path,” Melanie continued. “It’s creepy isn’t it, but fascinating in a strange way.”
Check out the clip above and then repeat after us: ‘Straya, mate.
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