There are over one billion users on Facebook, the world’s largest social network. Years ago, Facebook was the cool and hip network for only college kids. Now it is as ubiquitous as email filled with grandmas and businesses. Facebook has become the opposite of cool.

For some reason, people seem to always make a big fuss about leaving Facebook. When they finally do, they tend to make a large post explaining that they’ve had enough. “College Humor” pokes fun at all those people in this new sketch, titled If People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook.

The irony is that most users just ignore these final posts of farewell. We know you’ll be back anyways.