The owner of this pet store was obviously having issues trying to sell some of his less exotic animals and decided to “enhance” the qualities of these critters.

To say he has gone a tad overboard is an understatement, but the new descriptions he’s given to everyday animals like turtles and frogs are hilarious!  

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