Domino’s New Pizza Is An Affront To God
Domino’s New Zealand has a new, limited-edition and bizarre addition to their menu and it’s causing upset.
The Hawaiian Spaghetti Pizza is the bonks lovechild of Domino’s and food manufacturer, Wattie’s.
As its name suggests, this thing is basically a tinned spaghetti and pineapple-chunk pizza, topped with ham and mozzarella.
“This is no joke! We’ve officially added Hawaiian SPAGHETTI pizza to our menu for a limited time only, with help from our friends at Wattie’s NZ! (no April Fools this time),” Domino’s New Zealand posted on Facebook.
Comments over the pizza, of course, were mixed…
'You've listened to the people'
'Book it in!! Goes good with wine'
'Made heaps like this at home. Creamed corn is also a good base if family like the corn. Add bacon, onion, cheese.'
'That’s what our homemade pizzas were - loved them'
Annnnd because this is the internet...
'How about officially un-adding it from the menu'
'Clearly a bunch of kids voted this in.'
'I’d rather lick the floor of a bus'
'This sounds like your favourite kind of trash fire.'
'Yuk can't think of anything worse'
'In the name of a whole country, please, please STOP this slaughter!!'
We're not that surprised though, Wattie's NZ were the geezers behind the 'tomato sauce ice cream' shenanigans a couple of months ago.
What do you reckon, would you give it a go?