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The Story Behind This Engagement Ring Pic Had Us In Tears

This disgruntled (ex) bride-to-be may not have a wedding to look forward to, but perhaps she has a future in story telling, cos this one is a doozy. 

The 27-year-old who goes by username Laurwhitehurs posted her engagement ring for sale on Ebay in the UK recently.

And while it's a stunner, it's the story that led to that point that has seen the listing go viral. 

While we would paraphrase, no one tells the story quite like she does. 

We hope that she sells the ring and has enough to get out of that house and move on!

Read the full Ebay advert here.

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"So, you know when you're engaged to be married and then suddenly your fiance starts spending a little too much time with his friend, Brad?

And you're like, 'Hey, it's okay, Brad's a great guy. He's pretty buff and he's a laugh and his fashion sense is amazing.'

So then your fiance starts not coming home at night because he and Brad had a 'wild one' and he comes back walking a little bit like John Wayne at 4pm the next day and you think 'Wow! It must have been a wild one since he can't walk straight anymore. They must have had a lot of good, clean fun together.'

And you buy a house and a dog together because that's what adults do and you skint yourself into ruin but that's what you do when you're in love, right?

But then, whilst unpacking, you find a pair of bright pink stilettos in a size 11 and a long blonde wig and a dress in size Large and a pair of white stockings, all of which definitely are not yours but have been worn and you think, 'Okay, well it could be for Halloween', but it's March?

And then your fiance stops wanting to have sex with you despite the fact you have a great rack and an ass that Kim K would insure for £8million by mistaking it for her own and you're wondering what is wrong with you and why has he shaved his balls tonight if not to spend the night with you?

In answer to all these questions, here I am.

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Single, living with my ex fiance because we're both too skint to move out with a rock the size of Gibraltar on my finger wondering, 'How many other men have I turned?' whilst sharing a tub of ice cream with my dog and screaming 'WHY' at the ceiling.

The ring is beautiful. I mean, Brad probably picked it as he has great taste. But it just reminds me of my failure to grow a penis so I'd like to sell it so I can start my life again. I still have the receipt and the box, as if subconsciously I knew I'd be in my pajamas alone in the middle of the afternoon on a Friday writing this tale on eBay. 

Can be resized, as if was for me, but it's a Size J at the moment. J for JOKES I ALMOST MARRIED SOMEONE WHO BLATANTLY LOVES THE D, AND THAT'S OKAY IF THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS TO DO, TO EACH HIS OWN, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I'M ABOUT AS I'M ONLY 27 AND I'D LOVE TO HAVE SEX AGAIN AT SOME POINT.

Hit me up with questions. Happy to take questions like, 'What the hell were you thinking?', 'what's Brad's number' and 'can we interview you for the Sun and pay you for your story?' But all questions related to buying the ring will be answered first."

Here's to a brighter future!

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